February 2012
“Nothing can take the sting out of the economic crisis like watching millionaires...”
– Billy Crystal (via oldfilmsflicker)
carelesswisdom:
xo-nothingatall:
Confession:
I really, really want to have my first kiss before I graduate.
Sigh. Me too. But that’s not likely. I’m forever alone.
I’d like to have one before I turn 30 at least. Or just before I die or something
I’ve fallen asleep at least four times today.
Watchaudriejane:
omg watch this WATCH THISSSSSSSSSS
GLEE -
bana05:
If you’re not a white dude, nobody gives a shit.
It’s funny as hell how you can complain about your issues to me. As soon as I say one word, it’s time to go. Fuck you.
funkpunkandroll:
when will these industry pricks realize that you can’t make a next michael jackson or whitney houston it’s not happening.
ms. weight watchers sure ain’t gonna be the next whitney. foh.
endlesspaths:
Eight more days until Psych. YES!
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Chivalry Is Not Dead....But Someone Is
Lassiter: You weren’t there that night at the Radisson Hotel in Goleta when I looked down at the end of the bar, and a saw a woman that I firmly believe to be Olympia Dukakis making eyes at me. She sent down a drink and sidled over. I was powerless to react as she leaned in. Propositioned me with…Oh! Shh! Here we go!
Shawn: Whoa! Time out. No one wants to hear the end of that story?
Why can't we all just love each other? Stop trying...
It’s almost 3 in the morning. I really don’t know what I’m saying.
So my dad can't wear his old jeans...
Mama: He tried to wear those pants last week! I keep telling him to stop eating. Look at all this candy in here.
Me: Oh, my holy shit!
Mama: *spits grapes in my face*